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Jack and Jill went up a hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after.

*Why is Jack wearing a crown in the first place? Is he a prince? If so, they don't tell you.*

~The watermelon is 50% water, 50% melon.~

-If a black cat broke a mirror while standing under a ladder, how many years of bad luck would that be?

*When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. And let the world wonder how the heck you did it.*