If I Were a Dog lyrics

LYRICS TO THE BEYONCE SPOOF WE'LL BE DOING:

If I were a dog

even just for a day

I'd wake up in a crate in the morning,

thinkin, 'What the heck just happend to me?'

I'd wake up my owner

by licking their face

I could chew on what I wanted,

and use the bathroom all over the place

and never get fussed..

*If I were a dog

I don't think I could understand

what it's like to have your butt sniffed

and eat disgusting food from a can

I wouldn't listen to anyone

and i'd probably get hurt

when I lose the toy I wanted

'cause I was being taunted

and my owner was mad with me*

If I were a dog

I would chase after cats

Bark at absolutely nothing

and then i'd go and pee on a mat

Drink out of the toilet

and destroy everything

Then i'd put on my cute face

So they wouldn't even consider blaming me

'cause they think i'm so cute

*CHORUS*

It's a little too late to sleep on the couch

Yes, I made a mistake

Now i'm off to my dog house

If you thought I would sleep with youu..

You thought wrong!

But you're just a dog

you don't understand..

yeah, you don't understand! HEY!

How to feels for me to pet you,

and for me when you lick my hand

You don't listen to me!

You never follow the rules!

Sit, stay, shake hands, no..

You just wanna sit there and drool.

'Cause you're just a dog....

=)!